• student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
peregrinemendicant:

critical whale is here with a message for all friendzoned guys

peregrinemendicant:

critical whale is here with a message for all friendzoned guys

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i-have-no-fucks-to-give:

Blink 182 - I Miss You

i-have-no-fucks-to-give:

Blink 182 - I Miss You

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work-it-out:

So I’m gonna reach 10k followers some time soon (not that soon but oh well haha) so why not do a little giveaway :D
INCLUDES:
ONE item: any book OR cd you want under the price of $11. I will buy them from bookdepository or wowhd. after I contact the winner, they will choose something from one of these sites.
ONE of the sticker packs above; again the winner will choose (P.S. I sell both of these packs on my etsy shop - there you can also find more details about each pack)
RULES:
must be following me - work-it-out. if you don’t like paramore you can message me non-anon and i’ll send you the link to my personal (where i post nature and plants) and you can follow that one
only reblogs count, and you can only reblog ONCE. multiple reblogs don’t appear in the notes and it’s not fair
it’s open worldwide BUT for the book/CD I will use the mentioned sites - I will order what you want, pay for it, and they will ship it to your address. please check if they deliver to your country first: bookdepository for books and wowhd for albums
no giveaway blogs
I will contact the winner via askbox, if I don’t get a response back in 48h I will choose someone else
this must reach an ok number of notes
ends: 15 september 2014
since you can only enter once by reblogging, HERE's what you can do for more entries
good luck! :)

work-it-out:

So I’m gonna reach 10k followers some time soon (not that soon but oh well haha) so why not do a little giveaway :D

INCLUDES:

  • ONE item: any book OR cd you want under the price of $11. I will buy them from bookdepository or wowhd. after I contact the winner, they will choose something from one of these sites.
  • ONE of the sticker packs above; again the winner will choose (P.S. I sell both of these packs on my etsy shop - there you can also find more details about each pack)

RULES:

  • must be following mework-it-out. if you don’t like paramore you can message me non-anon and i’ll send you the link to my personal (where i post nature and plants) and you can follow that one
  • only reblogs count, and you can only reblog ONCE. multiple reblogs don’t appear in the notes and it’s not fair
  • it’s open worldwide BUT for the book/CD I will use the mentioned sites - I will order what you want, pay for it, and they will ship it to your address. please check if they deliver to your country first: bookdepository for books and wowhd for albums
  • no giveaway blogs
  • I will contact the winner via askbox, if I don’t get a response back in 48h I will choose someone else
  • this must reach an ok number of notes
  • ends: 15 september 2014

since you can only enter once by reblogging, HERE's what you can do for more entries

good luck! :)

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Stay single until someone actually complements your life in a way that makes it better not to be single. If not, it’s not worth it. — KushandWizdom (via kushandwizdom)

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